December 2011
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wakingthegoldenwood: “Stop fighting this,” e whispered, gently stroking a finger down the side of tumblr’s cheek. He flinched, but didn’t recoil as vehemently as e had expected, so he continued, rubbing soothing patterns onto the familiar blue skin. “Don’t you see? We’re meant to be together.” And maybe tumblr did see, deep down. But that didn’t stop him from glaring because it hurt, it always...
Dec 31st
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belleanima: i’m looking forward to blogging and not going outside in 2012
Dec 31st
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ingloriousfreak: onelifelefttolivetoforgive: These are not chips. They are crisps. These are chips. That is all.
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Reblog if it's still 2011 in your country.
Dec 31st
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pappypatricks: apriki: tbqh i think it’s a little invasive that tumblr knows who has and hasn’t installed missing e
Dec 31st
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Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
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Anonymous asked: are you joining the tsn-a-thon?
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Attractive Male: So, do you like Doctor Who?
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Me: So, I'm thinking a spring wedding maybe a saturday and I'm thinking of wearing a blue dress and you can wear a fez and we can invite a lot of people or maybe none at all lol actually I know a lot of people on the internet who would come and they would be so happy for us do you want children because i do we could have 2 boys and 1 girl I like the names Matt and David and Amelia lol
Dec 30th
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valiantchild: how do you photoshop how do you social life how do you friend how do you diet how do you pretty how do you life
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sherlienomates asked: AND IIIIIIIIIEEEIIIIIIIEEEIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUEUEUEUUUUUU
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Dec 27th
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Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GO0O0O0OO0OO0O0O0
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 10 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
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