normal girls:
I need a change in my life, I'll get a haircut
me:
I need a change in my life, I'll go change my theme
me:
*stays home*
parents:
why are you so lazy? get off your ass and do something with your life
me:
*goes out*
parents:
omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people and roaming the streets
me:
*eats*
parents:
you are ruining your body with that garbage
me:
*doesn't eat something*
parents:
we're getting really concerned are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us do you have an eating disorder?
me:
*exhales*
parents:
don't give me that attitude
friend:
there's nothing worst than death
me:
final seasons
me:
post-concert depression
me:
when there's no food
me:
fictional characters dying
me:
hipsters blogs
me:
cry over bands
me:
your crush asks someone else out
me:
no wi-fi
friend:
....
me:
when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you
does anyone else ever suddenly get an overwhelming swell of affection for people they’ve only ever known online?
in my history class today
some girl:
i dont get why guys like lesbian porn so much i mean its weird its not like theres any girls that like gay porn seriously
me:
sinks down slowly into my chair until i sink through the floor and into the depths of hell
“THEY AREN’T GAY!”
“THEY ARE BROTHERS!”
“THEY ARE BEST FRIENDS!”
”_____ HASN’T EVEN BEEN SEEN IN THE SHOW YET!”
“THEY HATE EACH OTHER!”
i get walked into in the hall:
sorry
i get knocked and drop my books:
sorry
i get pushed against the wall:
sorry
i get pushed down a couple of stairs:
sorry
i get pushed out the window:
sorry
i get run over by a car:
sorry
i get murdered:
sorry
