Title: A Detective’s Discovery
Rating: PG, I guess.
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Word count: 840
Disclaimer: Sherlock and John are never mine. I wish, though. :T
Summary: Sherlock deletes love from his brain, but then came John along. FLUFF ENSUES.
A/N: YAY okay well I’ve been toying with this idea for quite a while and then today’s valentine’s day so I decided to write it :) THANK YOU TO MERCEDES FOR GIVING ME THE TITLE, no thanks to you Larry *twitch*

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1. how’s the diet, mycroft? and then surround mycroft with vday chocolates
2. I FELT LIKE WE HAD A SPECIAL SOMETHING, VALENTINE
3. you’ve just been cumberbatched, valentine
4. you can put your hand in MY pocket, valentine
5. be the cake to my mycroft (you can practically interchange this with anyone :T)
6. i’m sooo in love with you. it’s a flaw of mine. but to be fair with myself, it’s my only flaw.
7. brilliant seduction-what?-oh i meant deduction
8. I’M NOT SHERLOCK HOLMES, BUT I CAN BE YOUR VALENTINE
9. NO RUSH, NO CHARGE, CUZ BABY I’LL BE YOUR VALENTINE
10. You will always be the mr sex in my eyes
11. They’re all competing, “daddy loves me best”, but you count, you’ve always counted
12. BE MY DOMINATRIX, VALENTINE
13. Let’s have dinner -Your valentine
14. you can have all the pictures of me you want, valentine ;)
15. NO ONE GETS TO ME EXCEPT YOU, VALENTINE
16. I LOVE YOU MORE AND MORE, YOU SEXY DINOSAUR -ANDERSON
17. i’m your valentine, dear, not your housekeeper.
18. Roses are red, violets are blue, be my valentine, and i’ll make coffee for you.
19. I have 3 patch problems whenever you’re here.
20. Just because I’m on the side of the angels, doesn’t mean I can’t be your valentine.

And here are a few Anti-Valentine’s

1. dry is the desert, wet is the rain, if I could, I would burn your heart again.
2. roses are red, violets are blue. If you want me to shake hands with you in hell, I shall not disappoint you.
3. No one gets to me. Neither will you.
4. You canNOT touch my westwood, valentine.
5. Molly: HE’S NOT GAY. (he actually is)
6. Jim: PLEASURE TO MEET YOU (it really wasn’t)
7. Let’s have dinner -Irene (I’m not hungry)
8. DAMN YOUR HEART/DAMN YOUR FACE
9. DAMN YOU LOVE FOR ME, VALENTINE
10. I’m your landlady, dear. Not your valentine.

Kurt’s obsession with asses

Title: Oh, But The Truth Hurts
Rating: PG, Character Death
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Word count: 1,039
Disclaimer: Sherlock and John both belong to Mofftiss and Arthur Conan Doyle
Summary: Post-Reichenbach where Sherlock is actually dead but John doesn’t believe.
A/N: There was a prompt on the sherlock kink meme I really liked. First Sherlock fic lolololol

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SHERLOCK

Sherlock watching John put on his jacket. John looks back annnd… BAM! Eyesex!

When John’s angry or disappointed with Sherlock, he refuses to help.

Friends.